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Froid and Young, Ltd., creators of the popular Reality 5.5 have announced a forced recall ahead of a potential class action suit filed by bewildered users.
The latest version's bugs are eating holes in Reality itself. Users of the software say the class action is the work of disgruntled SIMs and that it is all relative, but other users, who requested to remain virtual, report that there are complications. Reports coming in offer such anecdotes as super-charged deja vus; chronic Catch-22s; lopsided yin and yang; guys ditching their super-model girlfriends and going back to their ex-wives; mail-in rebates actually being paid; cats and dogs living together; and a definitive answer to which came first, the chicken or the egg.
As a result of this reported inter-spatial chaos, users are virtually giving up the software, but until they actually do, this consumer reporter warns that wormholes are a possibility.