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We love our SceneScrape® Viewing Windows®, don't we? Especially when they replace the less desirable views of the outside world or a wall. Choose a presentation package that pleases you and set your View in Motion® (VIM) with wonderful images from the Internet (Version 5.1, Patent Pending).
SceneScrape® Company's recently released Viewing Windows 6® called Panorama™ is using the latest AI technology from the fledgling AI company, AI Vey (AIV). AIV has had its share of hiccups with its new line of chips, the Rocky Mountain™ and it looks like SceneScrape® Company's Viewing Windows® Panorama® product line is suffering from it. Or shall we say suffering from 'Seasonal Affective Disorder' (SAD).
What is happening? AIV's Rocky Mountain™ chip uses nano LEDs to process instructions and pull in its images. If the LEDs are misaligned (what AIV computer scientists call "neurotic"), as we have uncovered, is showing up on some chip batches, Viewing Windows® Panorama™ will either retrieve images of gloomy wintery days with blustery snow and moaning wind sounds; or in places where it rarely snows, it is displaying gloomy rainy days with sounds of violent hail and sleet storms. This is leading to a number of physical complaints from customers including reports of SAD, the flu, being chilled all the time, the urge to wear galoshes everywhere they go and cabin fever.
SceneScrape®'s experts state that they have used Panorama™ views for hours without any side effects and that the bruises and bloody noses amongst the specialists were all the result of accidentally bumping into a door on the day of the test and had nothing to do with the snowy, drippy, muddy images shown or cabin fever. One anonymous witness at the tests reported that there was a distinct need for lots of coffee refills.
As result of their own tests, SceneScrape® denies there are problems and refutes the idea that customers are experiencing side effects from using the product. While the company will not replace Viewing Windows 6® Panorama™, it has agreed to send Prozac to adult customers who call their toll-free number; children will be sent the Care Bears' latest video game.